you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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