I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You peed on a flamingo?!?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
