There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
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