i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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