Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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