Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
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