He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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