Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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