I'm drive I can fine osifer
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
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woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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