so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
