people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
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We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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