I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
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Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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