You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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