I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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