But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
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Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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