I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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