whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I won't apologize to a one balled man
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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