Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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