oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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