So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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