Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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