id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
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I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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