They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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