Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
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You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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