wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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