No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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