I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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