nut hugger
I feel great
I just peed on a car
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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