Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize