Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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