She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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