Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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Sober January is a disaster.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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