Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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