Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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