I can tuck mytits in my pants
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
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This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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