How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
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Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
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Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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