ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's the barista slut.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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