I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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