pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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