like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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