Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Randomize
