Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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