Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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