Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Small penises have feelings too.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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