I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
