I'm going to jail i love you
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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