I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Also, beer. Big fan.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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