I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He better not be in your backpack
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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