As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
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