I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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