Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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