My brain says no but my pants say off.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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