you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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