You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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